sing the song of ♥ to me (:

Monday, August 10, 2009;

typed out on ; 7:36 PM

1. What if my ex says "Why did you let me go?">"Ohh you forgot the reason?hmm let's see.because you're an a-hole who needs lots of vagina to satisfy your pathetic small cock." (:

2. What if my ex says "I still love you...">"Awwww you still looove me.but you looove the other girls too right?"

3. What if my ex says "When did we last talk?">"Ohh remember the other time when you BEGGED me to return to your side and i said dah ludah takmo jilat balik?yups."

4. What if my ex says "Will you go out with me?"> "Of course.when hell freezes over twice and you became the president." (:

5. What if my ex says "Do you still love me?">"Of course i looove you.and i looove matreps,rapists and smokers too."

6. What if my ex says "I cannot keep my promise to you">"Ohh.what did you promise again?"

7. What if my ex says "My friends say we don't look good together">"Well you're an a-hole while i am just a nice innocent kid.How can a-holes and innocent kids look good together?"

8. What if my ex says "You have changed!">"Have I?i didn't realise it."

9. What if my ex says "Can we get back together?">"HAHA.maybe.when i became BFFs with the presidents of USA and Singapore."

10. What if my ex says "Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else">"Of course i found someone else.who can tahan with an a-hole like you?" (:

11. What if my ex says "Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!"> "Ohh yeah i forgot.you are the angelic one who went out with other girls behind my back while i am the devil who don't know anything and still stayed faithful to you."

12. What if my ex says "How can you forget our memories?">"Noo i didn't forget.how could i forget the times i spent with an a-hole?"

13. What if my ex says "I will always love you.">"Always?yeahh right.when a hot gorgeous girl walks past you,you will looove her instead of me.so whatevers."

14. What if my ex says "Would you die for our love?">" I would.if you were romeo and i was juliet."

15. What if my ex says "You jump, I jump...Remember?">"Ohh puh-lease.this is so my ah-ma's time."

16. What if my ex says "Kiss me to break the curse if I sleep for a hundred years">"Puh-lease.I rather make out with my bolster."

17. What if my ex says "What's the difference between me and you?">"Ohhh tons.but the one difference that stands out is that you're an a-hole while i'm not."

18. What if my ex says "I saw you last night with your boy/girlfriend">"I know.your heart must be hurting now."

19. What if my ex says "Without me, your life wouldn't be complete"> "HAHA.my life is already complete with my BFFs and family."

20. What if my ex says "Why are you doing this to me!">"Because you deserve it."